Noseweek's Thick as IP lawyers

Noseweek's taster for its latest edition reads:

"UPDATES: Thick as intellectual property lawyers

The South African Institute of Intellectual Property Lawyers (SAIIPL) declares on its website that among its objectives is “to act as a disciplinary body that protects the interests of the South African public by ensuring that standards and practices in the field of Intellectual Property Law are maintained”.".....

I am dead keen to know why we are "thick" but cannot find myself parting with R278 (the Noseweek susbcription) to find out.

Can anyone enlighten all of us? Mr Welz - it would be for a good cause...